I'm so happy that you've decided to at least be in one place long enough for us to guilt you into coming home for the holidays - your sister said that she'd try to make it for Thanksgiving if you did. Little girl, you are not by any means allowed to let that young lady come all the way from Seattle to wind up staying here with your Grandmother and me by herself.
Love you, Princess.
Dad
a. stock up on kitkats - you always want more than what you get, just accept it and move on.
b. change appointments on thursdays to tuesdays
c. try to get around to going to tennessee before christmas to stock up on record store day leftovers (ha)
d. figure out costume (or if you're just going to hand out candy - there is no shame in just handing out candy lbr)
e. re-re order more beige acrylic because people have no adventure in them :/ (and pink/nudes)
f. deep clean the 40's & 50's.
g. stop re-watching a different world. just stop.
g 2. ron's end will never be what you want it to be.
h. get rid of the mason jars. we are not that person.
i. call your sister. no, really call, don't just leave a lame message.
j. get more honey chicken and crystal pepsi to pack for lunches, that's been working really well. (sarcasm)
k. go and run. you hate it, but it's better than actually working out.
l. prepare for hoodie season.
m. watch the spooky movies but also ant-man.
zed. realize that your lists are actually really lame - because they are.